Most Interesting Man - is finished

This is how one should make an exit.

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The Most Interesting Man in the World played a red shirt on Star Trek—and survived

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It sounds like a bit from the Dos Equis commercials, but in this case, it appears to be true. Jonathan Goldsmith, who plays the beer company's Most Interesting Man in the World, appeared in the second episode of the original Star Trek series, "The Corbomite Maneuver." He only appears on screen for a moment, but he also doesn't get a death scene.
Joey deVilla, the "Accordion Guy," noted that Goldsmith appeared in the episode, right beside a shirtless Kirk. Memory Alpha confirms that Goldsmith appeared as an unnamed crewman (under the stage name Jonathan Lippe), but hasn't confirmed his appearance in the final episode. If you turn on the episode, though, the man they identify as Goldsmith is right there, working in a corridor right after Kirk performs a few sweaty endurance tests in McCoy's sick bay.
Now this isn't exactly news; lots of actors appeared on various Star Trek shows, and Goldsmith didn't even have a speaking role. But it is an excuse to start spinning tall tales about the Most Interesting Red Shirt in the World Federation:

• He survived an entire episode of TOS.
• He successfully spayed a tribble.
• He was kicked off the show for having too much chemistry with Kirk.
• The Borg asked to be assimilated by him.
• Some crewman look for lovers on Risa. He prefers Vulcan.
• When he goes to Ceti Alpha VI, he really goes to Ceti Alpha VI.
"I don't always participate in science fiction tropes, but when I do, I prefer to break them. Stay alive, my friends."
The Most Interesting Man in the World Was a Red Shirt on Star Trek…and He Survived the Entire Episode! [The Accordion Guy via Neatorama]

100 Most Interesting Man in the World Quotes

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Check out this list of 100 of the best Most Interesting Man in the World Quotes. Start your day with a smile!

1. He gave his father "the talk"
2. His passport requires no photograph
3. When he drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value
4. Once a rattlesnake bit him, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died
5. His 5 de Mayo party starts on the 8th of March
6. His feet don't get blisters, but his shoes do
7. He once went to the psychic, to warn her
8. If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank him
9. Whatever side of the tracks he's currently on is the right side, even if he crosses the tracks he'll still be on the right side
10. He can speak Russian… in French
11. He never says something tastes like chicken.. not even chicken
12. Superman has pijamas with his logo
13. His tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries
14. The circus ran away to join him
15. Bear hugs are what he gives bears
16. He once brought a knife to a gunfight… just to even the odds
17. When he meets the Pope, the Pope kisses his ring
18. His friends call him by his name, his enemies don't call him anything because they are all dead
19. He has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool
20. If he were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn't be dark
21. He once won a staring contest with his own reflection
22. He can kill two stones with one bird
23. His signature won a Pulitzer
24. When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, he hears it
25. He once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop got the ticket
26. The dark is afraid of him
27. Sharks have a week dedicated to him
28. His ten gallon hat holds twenty gallons
29. No less than 25 Mexican folk songs have been written about his beard
30. He once made a weeping willow laugh
31. He lives vicariously through himself
32. His business card simply says 'I'll Call You"
33. He once taught a german shepherd how to bark in spanish
34. He bowls overhand
35. In museums, he is allowed to touch the art
36. He is allowed to talk about the fight club
37. He once won a fist fight, only using his beard
38. He once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle
39. A bird in his hand is worth three in the bush
40. His lovemaking has been detected by a seismograph
41. The Holy Grail is looking for him
42. Roses stop to smell him
43. He once started a fire using only dental floss and water
44. His sweat is the cure for the common cold
45. Bigfoot tries to get pictures of him
46. Werewolves are jealous of his beard
47. He once turned a vampire into a vegetarian
48. He once won the world series of poker using UNO cards
49. He never wears a watch because time is always on his side
50. He has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks
51. He has won the lifetime achievement award… twice
52. If opportunity knocks, and he's not at home, opportunity waits
53. Batman watches Saturday morning cartoons about him
54. When he was young he once sent his parents to his room
55. He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels
56. His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body
57. His blood smells like cologne
58. On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him. His hands feel like rich brown suede
59. Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect
60. He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks
61. Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut
62. Panhandlers give him money
63. When he goes to Spain, he chases the bulls
64. His shadow has been on the 'best dressed' list twice
65. When he holds a lady's purse, he looks manly
66. Two countries went to war to dispute HIS nationality
67. When in Rome, they do as HE does
68. His pillow is cool on BOTH sides
69. The Nobel Academy was awarded a prize from HIM
70. While swimming off the coast of Australia, he once scratched the underbelly of the Great White with his right han
71. He taught Chuck Norris martial arts
72. Time waits on no one, but him
73. Once he ran a marathon because it was "on the way"
74. His mother has a tattoo that says "Son"
75. The star on his Christmas tree is tracked by NASA
76. Presidents take his birthday off
77. His shirts never wrinkle
78. He has never walked into a spider web
79. He is left-handed. And right-handed
80. His shirts never wrinkle
81. The police often question him, just because they find him interesting
82. His organ donation card also lists his beard
83. He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders
84. His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him
85. Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores
86. Even his tree houses have fully finished basements
87. His garden maze is responsible for more missing persons than the bermuda triangle
88. If he were to say something costs an arm and a leg, it would
89. He’s never lost a game of chance
90. He is the life of parties that he has never attended
91. He was on a recent archaeological dig and came across prehistoric foot prints that lead out of Africa into all parts of the world. On close inspection, it turned out that the prints were his
92. He once caught the Loch Ness Monster….with a cane pole, but threw it back
93. His wallet is woven out of chupacabra leather
94. He played a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded magnum, and won
95. Freemasons strive to learn HIS secret handshake
96. If he was to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume
97. He is considered a national treasure in countries he’s never visited
98. Cars look both ways for him, before driving down a street
99. He once tried to acquire a cold just to see what it felt like, but it didn’t take
100. He has inside jokes with people he’s never met.

Damn! I thought it might be me until....

1. He has never walked into a spider web.

lol

I think, given my true background, I could be him.